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Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

by NPW
Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
Original price
$12.99
$12.99 - $12.99
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These nuts actually smell good!

Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to make them bust out laughing. Nuttin' about this soap ain't funny. So the question is, do you have the balls to give this as a gift?

  • Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope
  • Cleverly shaped like a pair of super shiny acorn nuts dangling from a rope.
  • This delightful pair enjoys hanging out in the shower, waiting to be grabbed.
  • This tongue-in-cheeky nutty pun is a hilarious gift and will help abate any prison-movie-fears of dropping the soap in the public shower.
  • A hilarious practical joke - It's practical and funny!
  • Plus, the sumptuous almond scent will drive them nuts!

Are you looking for a clever gift for someone who's slightly lacking in the courage department? Get a load of these nuts! This cheeky soap will surely give them bragging rights, as this giant pair of nuts weighs a hefty 9.2 oz.

Almond Scented. This impressive package measures approximately 3.54 inches x 3.75 inches x 2.75 inches, and is the perfect size for Santa to throw in his sack for a stocking stuffer! Scrub-a-dub-dub! Give your man some almond-scented love with our Wash Your Nuts Soap-on-a-Rope!