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    World's Smallest Cornhole

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    Awww, shucks. Our World’s Smallest Cornhole Game is just about the cutest lil thing we ever did see! This iconic game has been shrunk down to pocke...

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    You're An OK Dad Father's Day Card

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    You're okay in our book! Now, that book may be a comic book, but that makes our You're an Okay Dad Father's Day Card, all the better! Front: You’...

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    Dad Jokes Gum

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    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? 🥤🌝 Great food, no atmosphere. HA! If you love corny one-liners, chock-full of puns, you'll love our ...

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    Video Game Men's Socks

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    A high scoring gift for the gamer who has everything Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brot...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    Fart Jokes Gum

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    Toot toot! All aboard the Fart Joke Express! 🚂💨 We don't mean to toot our own horn, but there are ten free jokes inside of our Fart Jokes Gum! Just...

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    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

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    Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guessti...

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    World's Smallest Super Soaker

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    Squirts up to 25 feet! Yes, the World's Smallest Super Soaker actually works! Not even 4 inches long, it holds enough water to shoot off a dozen sh...

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    Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

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    Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday? So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking a...

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    Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

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    Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about y...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap

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    Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

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    Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought so...

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    Mini-Kickers Flavored Roasted Crickets

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    Wanna eat a bug? Everybody gets a kick out of eating crickets! Crickets are healthy. They offer real animal protein that includes all 9 essential a...

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    Sushi Toss Water Game

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    This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your cel...

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    The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

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    Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress relie...

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    G-Clamp Bottle Opener

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    A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

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    From Your Favorite Child Father's Day Card

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    The secret's out From a chip off the ole block, our witty Happy Father’s Day from your Favorite Child Greeting Card, is just the type of humor dad ...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Dad Father's Day Card

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    Yo kids! What’s quack-a-lackin’? Looking for the perfect card for your dad-joke-dishing, pun-loving pops? Our squeaky clean You are a Duck-ing Cool...

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Father's Day Shopping Extravaganza! 🎉



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