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Happy Birthday? Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness ...

What doesn't whipped cream go on?! Our festive Reddi For The Holidays Card reminds us all what the winter holidays are all about. Pies, cakes, warm...

This cat is totally lying... in a croissant position, that is. Yes, oui would have to agree! And if given a choice between these two doppelgangers ...

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

Man, these two are polar opposites! 🧲⚡ Our hilarious Fuck You! Stay Positive. Magnet, perfectly illustrates that the struggle to stay positive is r...

I have the power! Enter into a fantastic universe beyond all time with Masters of the Universe Micro Action Figures! The most powerful man in the u...

This card really packs a lunch! Relive your childhood, and show your appreciation for the folks that packed your lunches, tucked you in at night, a...

Experience the Joy of Eating Candy Get crazy painting your palate with our dreamy Bob Ross Flavor Palette Paintbrush Dipping Candy! Packed with sug...

Thistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...

Life is better with cake Our Retro Cakebox Happy Birthday Card reminds us all that nothing says happy birthday like a homemade cake! Well, at least...

What Santa really does with your cookies! Our Santa Bought Your Data Off The Internet Christmas Card isn't your grandma's typical yuletide greeting...

We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

It's the gift of giving, with a side of chuckles! Getting a Funny Human Fund Holiday Card brings a delightful blend of laughter and generosity that...

This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

What would Flash Gordon think? Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Forseriously though... Just rub our Flas...

I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh, our Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Birthday Card is for your Cindi Lauper loving gal pal that's been there f...

The cutest coint purse up in this joint! Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner commu...

It may be fall to y'all There's a crisp chill to the air, the leaves are changing colors, the cream of mushroom soup is peeking out from the cabine...