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OMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...

My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

Wait a minute! Those three mice aren't blind! They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski!...

I'm pickin' up good vibrations Looking for a gift that radiates positivity? Our Good Vibes Only Pencil Set are positively on point for dispensing a...

Up pasture bedtime? 🌜🦙 Our adorable Alpaca Sound LED Key Light will fur-ever be close in hand when you need a friend to light the way! Did you know...

Tuesday is always a no-brainer Our funny-because-it's-true Marriage: Asking Each Other What You Want For Dinner Until You Die is perfect for meal p...

The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

Because in the game of life, sometimes you just gotta ask, "Who The F*ck Cares?" 🕺✨ Introducing our Who The F*ck Cares Greeting Card, for when you ...

Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

Happy Birthday? Bring a breath (or should we say, the last breath) of fresh air to the birthday party with our One Year Closer To Eternal Darkness ...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

Keep calm and sloth on. 🔦🦥 Light your path to the front door at your own pace with our Sloth Keychain with LED + Sound! A cute gift idea for the sl...

Does the dark leave you feeling like a bit of a scaredy-cat? 🙀 Have no fear! Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way ...

You'll be misse.... whoah, it's cake time! Our funny The Office Will Not Be The Same Without You. It Will Be Better. Congratulations Greeting Card ...

5318008 Sums up what we learned in math class Our delightfully immature Boobies Calculator Greeting Card will bring back a rush of nostalgia and gi...

Man, these two are polar opposites! 🧲⚡ Our hilarious Fuck You! Stay Positive. Magnet, perfectly illustrates that the struggle to stay positive is r...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

Is your favorite chickadee on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Stop her migration into madness with one fowl swoop of our Calm Your Tits Greeting ...

Holy Cow! 🎄🐄 It's been quite the year! Rarely have the steaks been set this high for an unforgettable Christmas! So, make sure to serve up a health...

Don't you know that they're toxic? Our Birthdays Are Toxic Card features a hand-illustrated Britney Spears from her famous Toxic video. Adorned in ...