Don't Make Mommy Be A B*tch Socks
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I'm sorry... what did you just say? 💁♀️
Moms know what these socks are all about. You're relaxing, having a good time, no sign of the ain't-takin-no-crap momster alter ego in sight, then suddenly at the roll of an eye, or an exaggerated sigh, she's unleashed.
- Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Socks
- Make a statement, and a not-so-veiled threat, without speaking a word!
- Oatmeal Heather, with Slate Grey heels and toes, and Poppy Red & Grey flowers
- They look great with your sneakers, Mary Janes, and your fav pair of shit kickers!
- A fun gift for the sometimes scary mom.
- These socks speaketh this trutheth.
Because even if you're an awesome mom 95% of the time, and seem to have all the patience in the world - there may be times when you've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not even a speck.
Includes one pair of socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. Made of 43% soft luxurious combed cotton, 55% nylon, and 2% spandex. Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Socks are an awesome Mother's Day gift or stocking stuffer!