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Why wait for Festivus? Air your grievances year-round! Address unpleasant situations as they occur with our Complaint Sticky Note! Document the sit...

Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face! Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little thing...

Well done! Congratulations On Successfully Making It Another 365 Days Without Adulting! Please note: if you are over 25 and your parents hand deliv...

Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

(runs screaming out of room) The hilariously hands-off approach of our Congrats on Your Womb Creature Pregnancy Greeting is the perfect 1st Mother'...

Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...

I'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and fam...

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not me...

Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusi...

Connect the dots to reveal the message! Our Connect The Dots Thank You Card is a great card to thank somebody with an enthusiastic note! It's inter...

WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

Build, Mold, and Roll with the Construction KidDough Play Kit! Get your hard hats ready! The Construction KidDough Play Kit is here to bring the ex...

Cookie and Milk Bandages: The Sweetest Way to Heal! Got a boo-boo? Treat it with a dose of sweetness! Our Cookie and Milk Bandages are the perfect ...

Are you sure we're allowed to do this? Hey there, fabulously fun aunts (and the cheeky nieces and nephews shopping for them)! We've got the perfect...

Take a Nostalgic Sniff Trip Down Memory Lane! Remember the 80s? Saturday morning cartoons and those irresistible scratch 'n sniff stickers? Well, h...

Does your boss schedule calls to schedule calls? Ugh. At least you can have some fun with it! Now these are for the coolest guy, which is NOT th...

Butt I'm feeling corgeous! Our Corgi Butt Bottle Opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. Yo...

Snuggle Up with a Cosy Cat Hot Water Bottle Meet your new snuggle buddy, the Cosy Cat Hot Water Bottle! Perfect for those chilly nights or when you...

Childhood in a tin! The whimsical world of Cotton Candy Mints! These aren't your grandma's peppermints – no sir! Imagine the magic of a carnival, s...

Dreams taste like cotton candy 😋💗 We think it's fair to say that our Cotton Candy Scented Pen will bring you back to carefree days spent at the car...