I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
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For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussing
Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.)
For those days when you're in the weeds, and can't be bothered to unleash the full fury of the thorny side of your sparkling personality. The punitive size of this stylish box shows just a little you'll allow their sh*tty attitude to affect you.
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Our cheerful I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is a gift of biting humor.