Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug
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Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦
Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk! It’s a flocking hilarious gift for nature lovers, appreciators of wordplay, and dirty birds alike, all in need of some stress-relieving giggles.
- Calm Your Tits Bird Mug
- This cheeky design features a sky blue backdrop, and the original gang of angry birds, blue-tit, long-tailed tit, and blue tit, just to name a few.
- Inside of mug displays a gentle reminder to "CALM YOUR TITS!"
- This generously sized 14 oz mug is dishwasher and microwave safe!
- Packaged in an attractive box, ready for gift giving!
- Remember, coffee in hand is worth 2 at the store!
When times are tough, you need to chill out, take a break and calm your tits! This absurdly birdy and temptingly titillating mug will raise a smile, along with some eyebrows, and help unruffle those feathers!
Our unintentionally fowl-mouthed ceramic mug holds 14 oz. Both dishwasher and microwave safe. The gift box measures approximately 4.75 inches x 4.75 inches x 3.75 inches.