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Pencils For First World Problems

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Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or can't forward through commercials because the TV is in real-time. We all know a person like this... or maybe it's... oh no.

I hear you're having a bad day. The WiFi sucks and Netflix isn't loading fast enough. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds and we both know you said NO NUTS!!!

  • 8-pack of standard No. 2 Pencils
  • OMG, I have to pay shipping?
  • Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
  • The line is soooo long

8 standard #2 pencils with erasers. Ugh, I don't want to drive 5 minutes to the store to get paper though.

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MD
03/02/2023
Michelle D.
United States
I recommend this product

Awesome

Brilliant pencils... They say it all!!!

NB
01/29/2023
Nancy B.
United States
I recommend this product

Pet pencils

I've given these as gifts so many times and they are such a hit!

HM
11/21/2022
Holly M.
United States

Great products and service!

I was so pleased with the timing of the shipment and the quality and hilarity of the products. Would definitely purchase from Perpetual Kid again!

JB
02/07/2022
Jocelyn B.
United States
I recommend this product

Love my Grammar Police Pencils

Love my Grammar Police pencils! I'm such a grammar nerd and had to order these when I saw them. I've been using them to edit my drafts all the time. They make me so happy! I wish they came in colors.