2024 Gift Guide

You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

The Purr-fect Cooking Experience! Are you a cat lover with a flair for cooking? Or perhaps you're a culinary enthusiast looking to spice up your ki...

The Fruity Smells of Your Childhood Awaits! 🍇 Do you remember the sweet '80s? When hair was big, neon was the only color worth wearing, and your st...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Puke has never been so interesting Our Owl (Puke) Pellet is phenomenally gross but also great hands-on science. Dissect this sanitary owl pellet wh...

Finally a rock that floats Our cool Buoyant Rock defies gravity and other physics laws because it actually floats in water. Actually, the rock is m...

Why are you so touchy? Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun? Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of so...

This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Po...

Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet...

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...