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Stiff Upper Lip Keep Calm and Carry Balm

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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We shall never surrender to dryness!

Our Stiff Upper Lip Keep Calm and Carry Balm is the lip balm of legends! If history’s biting winds, scorching sun, or chilly encounters have declared war on your lips, then call in the reinforcements! Why? Because even Sir Winston Churchill wouldn't battle chapped lips without the right ammunition!

No more surrendering to the elements. With this marvelously moisturizing balm, it's always a victory parade for your pout. Think other balms measure up? Poppycock! Only our balm offers such splendid, luscious relief.

  • Never Surrender Peppermint flavored.
  • Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract

Let not the wind, sun, or cold make your lips hoist the white flag! This peppermint-flavored lifesaver will ensure your smackers don't waver in the face of adversity. Opting for another balm? Well, mate, you might just find yourself on the wrong side of lip history.

So, the next time the elements blitz your lips, confidently proclaim, "We shall never surrender to dryness!" With Stiff Upper Lip Balm in your arsenal, your lips will always say, "Cheerio, Chaps!" Here's to lip service that’s truly top-notch. Keep calm, stay moisturized, and carry balm!