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Leave 'em in fucking stitches. Send a sweary season's greetings with our delightfully offensive Warm F*cking Wishes Card! Ideal for gifting amongst...

Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

We wouldn't want anyone to feel bad! Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card. I swear it's not becau...

Stick to the four main elf food groups over the holidays. Maple-flavored syrup jars fill these hinged collectible tins. Three hilarious styles fea...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

We believe! See is believing, but believing doesn't require seeing! Confused yet? Our Unbelievable Birthday Card well set you straight - on the pat...

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come ba...

Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

You get better with age when you remember to put a cork in it! 100% accurate... Like A Fine Wine Or An Aged Scotch, You Are Old And I Can Probably ...

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

Way to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...

Dam, what I wood do for you! Our busy Beavers Greeting Card is a cheeky nature card illustrating the characteristics of the Beaver. The Beaver of c...

Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

Release your inner pirate! Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea, a hockey fan, or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Kraken Tentacle Pen i...

Check porch, wait. repeat. Oh, the holidays! When even the mice take a break, but our trusty delivery folks? They're out there, battling the frost ...

You let your cat get away with murder... 😼 Us, too, so no judgment here! We have fallen victim to being immobile for uncomfortable periods of time,...

Congratulation on your new person! You Made A Tiny Person" is not just a card; it's a badge of honor, a pat on the back, and a burst of laughter ro...