Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
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Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure!
- Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
- Made in the 🤎💨 of the USA!
- Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
- Cold-Process. All-Natural Soap Bar.
- Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
- Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
- Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Farts.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
- Caution: Betrayal. It can happen to you.
Consider this a cautionary tale. Do not consider playing Russian roulette with your rear end, even if the wages are high. It may seem like a fun idea at first, "butt" the consequences for playing this game may cause a rip in your pants and the spacetime continuum altering the course of your life forever.
In summary... Never trust a fart.. it can backfire up your backside big time!
This novelty soap is a funny gag gift for: risk takers, bean lovers, Dutch oven instigators, and pull my finger types. Great for: gag gift for men, poop jokes, bathroom humor, gifts for men, farts, funny gifts for men.
This fun soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The cheeky prank gift box measures 3.25 inches wide x 3.25 inches tall x 1.25 inches deep. Our Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap is a funny stocking stuffer and a hilarious gag gift for boyfriends.
Unforgettable Scent. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
♻️ Recycle this box and burn those pants!