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Stocking Stuffers for Him

Find the perfect stocking stuffers for him! Discover unique, funny, and practical gifts to surprise him this holiday season!

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    G-Clamp Bottle Opener

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    A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

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    Hot Dog Packing Tape

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    Spice up your packing game with Hot Dog Packing Tape! Our Hot Dog Packing Tape is the ultimate way to dress up your parcels and add a bit of whimsy...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Deez Nuts Soap

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    Cleanse, laugh, repeat! Ready to elevate your shower time from bland to grand? Dive into a sensational cleansing experience with Deez Nuts Soap! 🌰🚿...

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    Geek Pennant

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    It's not like they'd have a sports team pennant! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. Our totally geeky felt...

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    Gravy Candy Canes

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    A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

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    The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure

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    Office mascot and spirit animal. For when there are no words, The Screaming Goat Mini Book + Figure speaks your language. The ultimate stress relie...

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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Nose Aerobics Basketball

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    Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

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    Retro Rocket Ship Keychain with LED + Sound

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    A blast from the past! 🚀🌕 This vintage space ship flashlight is sure to awaken your inner child's love of space and sci-fi adventures! Speaking of ...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    Dinosaur Temporary Tattoos

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    Roar into Fun with Dinosaur Temporary Tattoos Get ready to show off your prehistoric pride with our pack of Dinosaur Temporary Tattoos! Perfect for...

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    The Screaming Christmas Goat

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    A new family tradition for Christmas! 🎄 He's Baaaaack in festive style! The Christmas Screaming Goat is here to bring laughs and awkward annoying h...

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    Ultimate Video Game Trivia

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    Level Up Your Game Night with Ultimate Video Game Trivia! Do you have enough lives to beat this quiz? Think you're a gaming legend? It's time to pr...

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    The Little Lantern

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    What is this? A lantern for ants?? Step away from the kerosene, Zoolander fans, and allow us to shed some light on the situation. Our wicked cute L...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Astronaut Strawberries

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    Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astr...

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    I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

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    Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold. We're not saying men can't handle being sick....

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    Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap - Limited Edition

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    Walkin' Soap... Too drunk to drive home from the holiday party! Lather up the holiday spirit with our Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap...

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    Think Again Brain Eraser

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    Mind your mistakes with a Think Again Brain Eraser! Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Our Think Again Brain Eraser is the spare brain ...

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    Adulting Is Hard Pencil Set

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    Sigh, tell me about it… Don't just scribble... giggle as you doodle with our "Adulting Is Hard" pencil set! Perfect for those who are too old to un...

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    Neato! Retro Switchblade Comb

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    The ultimate throwback toy that's making a serious comb-back! 🕶️💈 Whether you're channeling your inner Greaser or just looking to add some swagger ...

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    Hot Dog Candy Canes

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    Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

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    Name A Star Deed Certificate

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    You're a shining star! This touching gift gives you the opportunity to name a real star in our night sky. This tin pack comes brimming with facts a...

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