Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm
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Why settle for your old Newtonian lip balm?
E=mc^2 might've unraveled the mysteries of the universe, but our Albert Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm unlocks the secret to soft, supple lips! Looking for some lip-relativity? This balm is as revolutionary as the man himself. Just like how Einstein rocked the physics world, this balm is bound to rock your pout!
Ever feel like your lips are stuck in a dry space-time continuum? Transport them to a dimension of unparalleled moisture.
- Who knew theoretical physics could taste so... unflavored? No flavor here to distract your mind.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
Celebrate your inner genius and pucker up with this brainy blend of organic ingredients. Say "bye-bye" to brittle lips and "hello" to hydration. With this in your arsenal, you're not just smart; you're lip-smart! Remember, great minds think alike, but genius minds keep their lips moisturized.
Pro tip: For best results, apply while pondering deep, universe-altering thoughts. Lip balm relativity at its finest.
