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  • Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
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    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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    Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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  • Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card
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    Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

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    Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

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  • You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
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    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card

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    Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

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