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Just Arrived and popular items that are BACK IN STOCK! Are you looking for a stand-out gift? You know, the kind of present that leaves friends and family raving about its awesomeness and earns you the reputation of always giving the coolest presents? Then you’ll love shopping our fun and unique collection of brand spanking new products! Along with our fresh finds is a mix of our crazy popular Perpetual Kid customer favorites that are back in stock!
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    Yoo-Hoo Candy Bar

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    Remember those quirky, old-school Yoo-Hoo drinks that made childhood oh-so-sweet? Dive into a splash of nostalgia with the Yoo-Hoo Milk Chocolate C...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Tardigrade Night Light

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    Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Retro Pop Rocks

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    Original 1970's limited edition Pop Rocks! Get ready to time-travel back to the 1970s with our Original Cherry Flavor Retro Pop Rocks! These candy ...

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    Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy

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    The neighbors tongues will be a wagging! Your dog will be the talk of the town when you break out their Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy during their ...

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    Humunga Chomp Dog Fetch Toy

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    My, what a big grin you have! Our Humunga Chomp Dog Toy will instantly turn your pooch into the Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts of the dog world! The p...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Permission To Give No F*cks Notepad

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    Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

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    World's Smallest Waterful

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    A playful wave of nostalgia! Introducing the World's Smallest Waterful retro toy! Remember those mesmerizing, mind-boggling water-filled games that...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    Giant Stress Ball

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    Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball...

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    My Goal This Week Mirror Sticker + Pen

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    Keep your eyes on the prize! 🏆 🤩 Having goals helps you achieve the life of your dreams! Our clever My Goal This Week - Mirror Sticker + Pen Motiva...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    World's Smallest Beer Pong

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    Get Ready to Party with the World's Smallest Beer Pong Game! Looking for the perfect icebreaker? Look no further! Whether you're hosting a bash, g...

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    World's Smallest Wooly Willy

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    Pocket-sized nostalgia inducer! Introducing the World's Smallest Wooly Willy retro toy! Remember those good ol' days when you had the power to give...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    How To Swear In Sign Language

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    Amazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...

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    Ice Crystals Ice Mold

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    Bring positive energy to your next drink! ✨🔮✨ Add a touch of magic and positive vibes with the natural pointed-crystal shapes our Ice Crystals Ice ...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Everybody Dance Meow Catnip Cat Toy

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    Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

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    Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card

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    Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

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