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Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap - Limited Edition

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The gift for those with an unholy sense of humor this Christmas!

Step into the delightfully twisted holiday spirit with our Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap! Each vintage-style, colorful soap box is a Pandora's box of dark, cheeky wishes, featuring gems like:

  • My uncle brings weed
  • Dad gets a job
  • Mom doesn't pass out
  • Our cousins get into a firey crash and we get their presents
  • I'm allowed to punch people

While we can't guarantee your wishes will come true, we're not even sure anyone's listening, each soap is a reminder that laughter is the best present you can unwrap.

Our Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap is fragranced with the lush forbidden scents of the Garden of Eden, Vermont-made and triple-milled soap promises an indulgent cleanse with a side of wicked humor.

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