Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set
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Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because finding humor in crappy situations truly is the secret to life. Includes five chubby barreled pens, adorned with witty sayings to set the stage for a better day!
- Not Thriving, Just Surviving
- Welcome to the Shit Show
- Hot Mess Express
- Maybe Today, Satan
- What Fresh Hell is This
Adorably packaged with a vintage marquee illustration, they're designed with gift giving in mind!
Set of 5 retractable ballpoint, clip pens. Black ink. Righteously rotund barrels in red, yellow, and white. Our Welcome to the Shit Show Pen set is a class act of a gift!