Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap - Limited Edition
The gift for those with an unholy sense of humor this Christmas!
Step into the delightfully twisted holiday spirit with our Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap! Each vintage-style, colorful soap box is a Pandora's box of dark, cheeky wishes, featuring gems like:
- My uncle brings weed
- Dad gets a job
- Mom doesn't pass out
- Our cousins get into a firey crash and we get their presents
- I'm allowed to punch people
While we can't guarantee your wishes will come true, we're not even sure anyone's listening, each soap is a reminder that laughter is the best present you can unwrap.
Our Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap is fragranced with the lush forbidden scents of the Garden of Eden, Vermont-made and triple-milled soap promises an indulgent cleanse with a side of wicked humor.
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