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People Suck Pen Set

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Original price $11.99
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Original price $11.99
Current price $10.79
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Pen your disdain with a touch of humor, one snarky stroke at a time! ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿ˜’

Our funny People Suck Pens are the perfect companion for when you're just not feeling the whole human interaction thing!  Express your inner misanthrope, your disdain for social niceties, and your biting wit.

Each pen features a snarky phrase that perfectly captures the frustration of dealing with people:

  • "DO YOU EVER JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AND THINK, NO THANKS"
  • "I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON BUT PEOPLE RUINED THAT FOR ME"
  • "TODAY WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL, PEOPLE"
  • "NETFLIX AND AVOID PEOPLE?"
  • "OK BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?"

With these pens in hand, you'll be armed and ready to navigate the minefield of human interaction with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a touch of humor. Whether you're taking notes in a meeting, journaling about your day, or just doodling your frustrations away, the "People Suck" Pen Set has got your back.

So go ahead, embrace your inner curmudgeon and let your pens do the talking. Because sometimes, the best way to deal with people is to just laugh at them and move on! 

Black ink. Set of 5 retractable ball point, clip pens. Our People Suck Pen Set feature chubby barrels colored in bright green, yellow, and black. 

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CE
12/06/2024
Carolina E.
United States
I recommend this product

Fun!

Fun pack of pens I am using for gifts!

JF
08/23/2024
Josh f.
United States
I recommend this product

Great Gifts for Loved Ones That Are Many Miles Away

Great Fun Products

JD
06/22/2024
Jennifer D.
United States
I recommend this product

Fun Pens

I had never shopped this site before. The pens I purchased are fun, delivery was prompt and in good condition. I will shop again.

VB
04/05/2024
Vicki B.
United States
I recommend this product

Cool Aunt Pens

Well, I bought them for a gift, so they have not been given as of yet. I did make sure that they write and they do.