Shakespearean Insults Kitchen Tea Towel
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What drudgery be this, to scrub and wipe in silence drear? Fear not! The Shakespearean Insults Kitchen Tea Towel doth turn mundane toil into mirthful revelry. Crafted of the finest cotton, this towel not only soaks up spills but soaks in laughs with every sharp-tongued quip from the Bard himself. Thou canst bandy about words like "foot-licker" and "beetle-headed flap-dragon" whilst dabbing at thy dribbles and splotches.
Stretched out to eighteen by twenty-five and a half inches, this cloth is ample enough to combat the most formidable kitchen messes, and it boasts a loop most convenient for hanging post-haste or displaying its witty prose.
A boon for the surly alehouse keeper, the petulant cook, or any soul with a zest for zest and a taste for jest. 'Tis not merely a towel; 'tis a jest book, a merry-making marvel, a herald of laughter in thy kitchen.
Tarry not! Equip thine kitchen with the Shakespearean Insults Kitchen Tea Towel. Let not thy vessels face the morrow unmocked. Gather up this garb of jest and turn every sullied pot and pan into an occasion for glee. Fetch it forthwith!