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Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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Check out my huge cock towel!

We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced cotton tea towel featuring thirteen hand drawn birds from the Cock species.

An educational and cheeky design is popular with bird watchers... but everyone with a good sense of humor. Each bird is beautifully painted by hand (with the help of crayons!) by Sarah Edmonds. The vibrant colors with the details of the birds give them all unique characteristics.

  • Featuring: Rhode Island Red Cockerel, Sulphur Crested Cockatoo, Jersey Giant Cockerel, Congo Peacock, Major Mitchell's Cockatoo, Cockatiel, Andean Cock-of-the-Rock, White Leghorn Cockerel, Green Peacock, Guiana Cock-of-the-Rock, Indian Peacock, Palm-Crested Cockatoo and Woodcock birds.

A fun and sometimes maybe awkward gift (make sure the hostess has a sense of humor) with a pun-inspired twist for a hilarious but totally usable kitchen accessory. It'll bring out everyone's cheeky foul mouthed side... Yes, even your sweet ol' aunt's!

Made in the UK by our favorite wildlife artist Sarah Edmonds! The Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel is digitally printed on pale cream premium cotton and measures 30 inches long x 19 inches wide.

Please note: No cocks were harmed in the manufacturing of this towel.

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DM
01/25/2025
Denise M.
United States

Great product sent in a great time frame

They delivered a superior quality product in a superior timeframe

SA
12/29/2024
Stephanie A.
United States

Bird Towel

Towels are great but unfortunately when you hang them the word is upside down. Word should be at bottom of towel not top

MD
12/22/2024
March D.
United States

HILARIOUS

I sent this to a friend along with the “tits” one. My only criticism of the design is the writing should be across the bottom so you can see it when it’s hanging, but that’s not the company’s fault.

LW
12/20/2024
Lisa W.
United States

Great Gift Idea

Beautiful workmanship, prompt delivery, and glad to help a small business. Would order again!