Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap
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Because alien abduction stink!
The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well keep yourself busy in there. So, get sudsy with this luxury soap as you rinse your unmistakable terrestrial smell down the drain. Besides, throwing them off your funky scent may preserve your life a little bit longer!
- Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap
- Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
- Handcrafted. Not space-crafted.
- Small-Batch. Cold-Process.
- Natural Artisan Soap for Humans.
- Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals, or dyes.
- Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
- Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
- Phthalate-Free, Parabens-Free.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- Alien Technology-Free. No People Probing.
A funny soap for the guest bathroom to keep them guessing! Cloaked in a hilarious prank box, it's a clever gag gift for friends who identify as conspiracy theorists, UFO junkies, or recovering alien abductees.
Our funny novelty soap bar measures approximately 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The hilarious prank gift box measures 3.25 inches X 3.25 inches x 1.25 inches and protects this organic soap bar from long spindly probing alien fingers.
Cover-Up Scent. Our Alien Invasion UFO Soap is one of the best gag gifts for Ancient Aliens fans way out there!
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
♻️ Recycle, or the aliens will destroy mankind.