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Fun + Functional Gifts!  Looking for gifts that are as  unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience! 

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    Feline Lucky Cat Oven Mitt

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    The Purr-fect Cooking Experience! Are you a cat lover with a flair for cooking? Or perhaps you're a culinary enthusiast looking to spice up your ki...

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    Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

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    Oodles of doodles Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo. They're a quick and ...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Sushi Roll O’ Notes

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    It's perfect for reminders, lists, or just maki-ng notes! Get ready to roll out your thoughts with our whimsical Sushi Roll O' Notes! This quirky ...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Mushroom Measuring Cups

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    A Fun-Gui-de for measuring! 🍄 This set of 6 dry measuring Mushroom Cups have a perfect ratio of cute-to-convenience. Mushroom Cups perfectly nest t...

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    Slow Food Dog Bowl

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    Bone Appétit! 🐕🥩🦴 Got a bone to pick with a food-frenzied pup? Our Slow Food Dog Bowl unique T-bone steak design promotes slower eating and may imp...

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    Filing Saucer UFO Paper Clip Holder

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    Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

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    Chill Out Fishbowl Eye Mask

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    It doesn't get much betta than this! 🐠 Life can be exhausting. Make time for some rest and relaxation underneath the see with our convincingly real...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    Neat & Novel Kitchen Sponges

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    Lathered in Literature, Designed for a Sparkling Story If you thought scrubbing dishes was a tale of woe, it's time to rewrite the story! Introduci...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can r...

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    Forage Butter Storage

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    Spread the love🍄🧈 Embark on a foraging adventure in your own kitchen with our Forage Butter Storage, the enchanting mushroom-shaped butter keeper t...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy

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    “The Greatest” baby shower gift of all time! Mini-me’s punchy behavior got you on the ropes? Don’t throw in the towel just yet! Distract them with ...

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    Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

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    Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

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    Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers

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    Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, eraser! Our 6-piece Bucket of Fried Chicken Erasers are an entertaining addition to your deskscape. Bring the cr...

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    Good Fortune Chopstick

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    What more could you wonton? This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the rig...

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    Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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    Clean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...

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    Helping Hands Chopsticks

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    Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...

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    Fox Tape Dispenser

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    Unleash the Wild on Your Desk! A totally foxy one-of-a-kind Fox Tape Dispenser - where functionality meets the enchanting charm of the wilderness. ...

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    Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser

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    Purr-fectly Practical! For all the cat ladies out there, this Kitty Cat Tape Dispenser promises to be the 'purrfect' blend of fun and functionality...

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    T-Rex Tape Dispenser

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    R-awwwww-r! 😍🦖 Our fiercely cute T-Rex Tape Dispenser is set to add a little adventure and lots of smiles work day! A totally rawr-some desk essent...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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