Fun + Functional Gifts
Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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Pull My Finger Farting Pen
In stockHey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...
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Crime Scene Toilet Paper
In stockClean Up the Evidence! Is your bathroom looking like a police crime scene after those burrito nights? We've got the perfect solution to wipe away t...
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Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel
In stockCheck out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...
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Rude Hand Gestures Around The World
In stockWait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...
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Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set
In stockColor Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...
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Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils
In stock🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...
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How To Appear Smart At Work Flashcards
In stock100 tricks to improve your reputation at work (without trying) Need some help in the How to Not Look Like a Slacker Department? Our non-HR approved...
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Popcorn Scented Pen
In stockBecause there's nothing butter than popcorn!😋🍿 Coming in hot... it's our Popcorn Scented Pen! A fresh + corny solution to the problem of wanting t...
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Millennial Pen Set
In stockBack when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...
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Fowl Language Bird Mug
In stockFowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
In stockcock-a-doodle-doo! Are your taste buds in a fowl mood? Maybe you've been brooding over the same old chicken dishes? Fear no more! 🐔Whether you're f...
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Squirrel In Underpants Air Freshener
In stockBe more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...
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Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope
In stockThese nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...
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Movie Popcorn Bucket List
In stockThe struggle is real... Let’s face it - sometimes the struggle of choosing the movie is just too real, so after 45 minutes of searching for a film,...
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Narwhal Tape Dispenser
In stockA fun icebreaker for your desk! 🐧🧊🦄 This adorable unicorn of the sea tape dispenser will certainly become the talk of the office! The porpose-ful ...
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Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap
In stockThe official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Pen Holder
In stockUnleash the Prehistoric Power on Your Desk! Step back in time and let your workspace roar with the unparalleled might of the legendary T-Rex! Intro...
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Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel
In stockLook at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...
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Pickle Bandages
In stockNever underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...
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Planet Plates
In stockOut-of-this-world plates! Get ready to serve up some universal fun with our Planet Plates! Imagine hosting a party that's literally out of this wor...
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Sudski Shower Beer Holder
In stockIt's Happy Hour in the shower! Shower beer is one of life’s greatest simple pleasures and everyone will enjoy the Sudski Shower Beer Holder. Nothi...
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Sarcasm Pen Set
In stockSure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Scented Pen
In stockHoly chip! This pen smells so good! You may be tempted to take a nibble out of our Chocolate Chip Cookie Scented Pen, but don't do it dough! Instea...
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Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap
In stockBecause alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...
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