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Soaps and Sprays

You know what really stinks? Not being able to find the perfect gift! Clean up your act with our awesome collection of funny soap and sprays! With witty gift soaps, silly hand sanitizers, and funny bathroom sprays we're sure you'll find something brilliant to freshen up your shopping list!

Soaps + Sprays

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    Baths 'R' Gross Soap

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    I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

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    Christmas Miracle Wishing Soap - Limited Edition

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    The gift for those with an unholy sense of humor this Christmas! Step into the delightfully twisted holiday spirit with our Christmas Miracle Wishi...

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    Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap - Limited Edition

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    Walkin' Soap... Too drunk to drive home from the holiday party! Lather up the holiday spirit with our Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland Christmas Soap...

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    Soap For A Dope Bar Soap

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    Uh... derp. It's a no brainer! Did that last flub leave a nasty odor in its wake? Don't let embarrassing bloopers, cringe moments, and mortifying s...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Jesus Is Washing You Soap

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    Get closer to Jesus in the shower... After all, cleanliness is next to godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands befo...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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