2024 Gift Guide

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently f...

Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

Wait... I just said Okay! What did I do wrong? Our hilarious Rude Hand Gestures Around The World Card Deck is the culturally inappropriate educatio...

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your w...

Dive into Mystical & Mucky Poop! Unearth the legends of the wild with our Bigfoot Scat Slime! This elusive yet playful concoction takes you dee...

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

Our Snow Day Zen Garden is  the coolest way to melt your stress away, one snowy daydream at a time! Your year-round snow getaway without the frostb...

The struggle is real. Finals-ly, a pen set that humorously relates to the unique stressors of college student life! A fun conversation starter, thi...

100 tricks to improve your reputation at work (without trying) Need some help in the How to Not Look Like a Slacker Department? Our non-HR approved...

Can you really trust anyone that can't drop a well placed F-Bomb? We swear your foul-mouth friends with love our F Bombs Paint Can Candle! To hell ...

Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

Suspect that your little furry friend is an evil genius? 😼🌍 Calm your purrty little head or stoke your fears with our Cat IQ Test Cards! They will ...

Instant Disguise or Dose of Dashing! Ever been in a pickle needing a quick disguise? Or perhaps you've dreamt of looking like a movie star with a s...