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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Retro Plastic Bubbles

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    Blow & shape your own bubbles! Step into a time machine and get ready for some retro fun with our Blow and Shape Plastic Bubbles! Remember the ...

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    Playground Classics Jumpsies Chinese Jump Rope

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    Old School Playground Game Get ready to jump into some classic fun with our Playground Classics Jumpsies Chinese Jump Rope!  Perfect for the playgr...

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    Retro Magic Rail Twirler

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    A classic toy! Unleash a world of magnetic wonder with the Retro Magic Rail Twirler! A blast from the past, this toy marries fun with science as it...

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    Neato! Retro Balloon Helicopter

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    Learning can be so much fun! Our soaring Neato! Retro Balloon Helicopter is the coolest, whistlin' whirlybird in town! Inside this nifty kit, you'...

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    Sippin' Specs Straw Glasses

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    Loved by kids and adults! Get ready to sip and giggle with our Sippin' Specs Straw Glasses! These wacky specs are the ultimate accessory for all yo...

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    Retro Hand Buzzer Prank

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    See what all the buzz is about! ⚡🫱⚡ The classic Hand Buzzer is the go-to gadget for mini mischief-makers everywhere! Compact and cunning, this tiny...

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    Neato! Punch Balloons

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    Who said classic fun ever went out of style? Remember when you thought you were just goofing around, but really your sneaky parents had you burning...

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    Playground Classics Super String Game

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    Batteries not required Dive into the world of knotty old school fun with our Playground Classics Super String Game! Ideal for finger gymnastics and...

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    Classic Wooden Train Whistle

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    All aboard the retro express Choo-choo! Our Classic Wooden Train Whistle is a timeless toy that has been chugging along for decades and it's no wo...

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    Touchabubbles

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    You Can Touch My Bubble We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around...

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    Stink Packets Fart Bombs

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    The ultimate weapon of mischief! Introducing the Prank U! Fart Bomb Stink Packets, your ultimate weapon of mischief! Hear ye, hear ye! Inside this ...

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    Hatch 'N' Grow Yeti

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    Your Chill Pal from the Himalayas! Ever fancied your own abominable snowman without the abominable mess? Dive into DIY fun with this unique water t...

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    Retro Kazoo

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    Become a funky maestro of merriment with a kazoo! Our Retro Kazoo is a blast from the past that's here to shake up your musical world! This little ...

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    Hatch 'N' Grow Bigfoot

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    Unleash your inner cryptozoologist! Hatch 'N' Grow Bigfoot, the quirkiest member of our DIY toy kingdom! Imagine a world where Bigfoot isn't hiding...

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    Catstronaut Slow-Rise Squishy Ball

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    Intergalactic Space Kitty  Blast off into a galaxy of feline fun with our Catstronaut Slow-Rise Squishy Ball! This purr-fectly adorable toy is not ...

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    Construction Scented Putty Play Kit

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    Build, Mold, and Roll with the Construction KidDough Play Kit! Get your hard hats ready! The Construction KidDough Play Kit is here to bring the ex...

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    Hatch N' Grow Sloth

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    Just add water – and hang around! Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out ...

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    Retro Recorder Musical Instrument

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    Some call it Satan's Flute Our timeless Retro Recorder is a delightful blast to toot your musical creativity! Prepare to unleash your inner maestro...

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    Retro Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion

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    A Funny and Farty Gift That Keeps on Giving! Looking for a hilarious way to lighten up any gathering? Check out our Retro Self Inflating Whoopee Cu...

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    Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

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    Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet...

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    World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf

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    Honey, we shrunk the elf! The World's Smallest Elf On The Shelf! The World's Smallest the Elf on the shelf is a timeless Christmas classic... and t...

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    World's Smallest Big Wheel

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    Introducing the World's Smallest Big Wheel! Get ready to embark on a teeny-tiny, big-wheelin' adventure like never before. This pint-sized wonder m...

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    World's Smallest (GPK) Garbage Pail Kids

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    What's grosser than gross? Well, duh! Our World's Smallest Garbage Pail Kids. (eye roll) Born into this world as the much needed antithesis to the...

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And to those wackadoodles who refuse to actually "play" with their toys forever keeping them imprisoned in a cardboard cellophane cell. Well... just open them already, or we'll do it for you!