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Just Arrived and popular items that are BACK IN STOCK! Are you looking for a stand-out gift? You know, the kind of present that leaves friends and family raving about its awesomeness and earns you the reputation of always giving the coolest presents? Then you’ll love shopping our fun and unique collection of brand spanking new products! Along with our fresh finds is a mix of our crazy popular Perpetual Kid customer favorites that are back in stock!
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    Camping Is In-Tents Soap for Outdoorsy People

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    Camping is intense in-tents (and often smelly!) So, how about you respect mother nature and your adventure buddies? Now, with our Camping is In-Ten...

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    Meow-ter Space Cat Lady Soap

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    The official soap of the "Space Purrgram" "Purr-pare" for lift-off! Take yourself to a higher orbit as you "purr-etend" you're a certified "catstro...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Permission To Give No F*cks Notepad

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    Honor your truth! Our sassy Permission To Give No Fucks Notepad is your golden ticket to unapologetic awesomeness! Consider thisnote notepad your ...

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    Humunga Chomp Dog Fetch Toy

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    My, what a big grin you have! Our Humunga Chomp Dog Toy will instantly turn your pooch into the Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts of the dog world! The p...

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    Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy

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    The neighbors tongues will be a wagging! Your dog will be the talk of the town when you break out their Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy during their ...

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    World's Smallest Waterful

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    A playful wave of nostalgia! Introducing the World's Smallest Waterful retro toy! Remember those mesmerizing, mind-boggling water-filled games that...

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    How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

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    Sarcasm Pen Set

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    Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Hot Stuff Pizza Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    A Scented Blast from Your Past! Feeling a little slice of nostalgia? Dive deep into the doughy memories of the '80s with our Pizza Retro Scratch 'n...

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    My Goal This Week Mirror Sticker + Pen

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    Keep your eyes on the prize! 🏆 🤩 Having goals helps you achieve the life of your dreams! Our clever My Goal This Week - Mirror Sticker + Pen Motiva...

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    World's Smallest Beer Pong

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    Get Ready to Party with the World's Smallest Beer Pong Game! Looking for the perfect icebreaker? Look no further! Whether you're hosting a bash, g...

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    World's Smallest Wooly Willy

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    Pocket-sized nostalgia inducer! Introducing the World's Smallest Wooly Willy retro toy! Remember those good ol' days when you had the power to give...

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    How To Swear In Sign Language

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    Amazing ways to insult people without saying a word! Whether you prefer to do so to their face, behind their back, or once you get back in the car...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card

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    Ushering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...

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    Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card

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    Happy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...

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    Everybody Dance Meow Catnip Cat Toy

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    Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

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    World's Smallest Barbie Fashion Case

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    Ken you believe how cute this is?? A total blast from the past, the iconic Barbie Fashion Case from 1977 in now available in miniature size! Carry ...

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    World's Smallest Clue

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    Whodunit? Get a Clue! Our World's Smallest Clue Board Game plays just like the original game but, can fit in the palm of your hand! Featuring fu...

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    Employee Of The Moment Award Notepad

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    Recognize all those thankless tasks Our gratuitous Employee Of The Moment Notepad helps recognize all those little things that employees and co-wor...

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    World's Smallest Mars Attack Micro Figure

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    Ack! Ack! Ack! Unleash Martian Mayhem with the World's Smallest Mars Attack Micro Figures!🛸 Embark on a cosmic journey with the World's Smallest Ma...

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    Happy Birthday Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

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