Fun + Functional Gifts

A lifeline for your plant. 🪴💧⚕️ Piece of mind is the root of all happiness - so why leave the responsibility of keeping your plants alive, in the h...

Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

You'll totally want to plant a kisser on this planter! With a dry eraser marker that is! Our hilariously named Face Plant Planter is the perfect bl...

Bake and get baked! Imagine showing up at the next bake sale with our Marijuana Leaf Silicone Cake Mold... Weed bet you'd totally smoke the competi...

Improving yourself one sip at a time! Have you already tried a dozen self help books? Did your healing crystals fail this time? Stash your favorit...

Sweet dreams! This little moss piglet has got your back! Introducing our Tardigrade Night Light! Now you can rest easy knowing that an adorable 8-l...

Step Back in Time with Our "Cool" Retro Lunch Box Hey there, time travelers and lunchtime adventurers! Get ready to experience the nostalgia of yes...

Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs...

Wheat think it's time Grams lays off the brans. 🌾🥣👵💨 Have your visits to grandma's house been all doilies and doozies lately? Considered buying you...

Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

Unleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...

The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

It's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...

Feed me, Seymour! Don't leaf your plants in the murderous hands of a friend or a relative while you are away on that dream trip! Our IV Plant Life ...

Farts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...

The Quirkiest Way to Lunch! Looking for a lunchtime companion that's out of this world? Look no further! Meet our Lunch Bot Robot Lunch Box - the m...

Unleash the Wild on Your Desk! A totally foxy one-of-a-kind Fox Tape Dispenser - where functionality meets the enchanting charm of the wilderness. ...

Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In ...

They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocol...

Your Plant's New Hilarious Hydration Hero! Tired of your plants getting thirsty and wilting away? Fear not, for our rather disturbing Peeing Gnome ...

Battery powered filament light Glass & Metal construction - quality look & feel. USB Rechargeable, battery powered lightbulb. Hold an illu...