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Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Let the mewsic take control. Let the rhythm move you.🕺🐈 With zero research involved, we're pretty convinced that the c's in C.C. Music Factory real...

Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything! ...

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Wov...

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you ju...

 Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog lovin...

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats...

How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

Dog food, vet bills, matching sweaters for professional holiday photos... The adorableness of our Dogs Are Expensive Coin Purse helps takes the bit...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

[Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

A coin purrs that carries lots of sass and your cash 👛🐱 Cats are expensive, and fabulous. Thankfully this coin purse is fabulous but inexpensive! B...

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Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...