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Take a chance, take a chance... The winner takes it all with our World's Smallest Monopoly Board Game! You can roll the dice, but there's simply no...

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog lovin...

Unleash the sizzle without the flame! Oscar Mayer’s Gummy Hot Dogs transform your snack time into a barbeque fiesta, with these delectably chewy, f...

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Let the good times roll (literally)! Step back in time with the World's Smallest Trouble! Get ready for a dose of nostalgia that fits right in the ...

Tonka tough! Attention, all nostalgia enthusiasts and tiny construction site managers! Get ready to relive the golden days of childhood with the Wo...

Your childhood food pyramid - but now as candy! Our Kraft Gummy Snack Pack, the only snack pack that’ll have you questioning if you should eat them...

We're at a loss for words. Our World's Smallest Scrabble Game is just too stinking cute! Unleash your inner wordsmith - whenever, wherever - with t...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Thank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

The show must go on!With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the...

My other ride is a little red wagon. Hold a treasure of childhood memories in the palm of your hand with our World's Smallest Radio Flyer Wagon! Li...

Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

You sank my tiny battleship! 🚢💥 Seek and destroy your opponent's naval ships with our World's Smallest Battleship by Super Impulse! This adorably m...

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...