Santa's Favorite Christmas Snack! Ho-Ho-Hold the cookies! Santa's favorite Christmas treat is a Bag of Reindeer Farts! Straight from Santa's Worksh...

Frank-ly, they look like traditional candy canes... But as Santa as our witness, they are not! We'll be the first to admit that our Hotdog Candy Ca...

Ooooh fuuudge! Be a connoisseur of soap by enjoying our Christmas Story Don't Fudge It Up Soap Candy. Spread humor and cheer this holiday with thes...

Blow & shape your own bubbles! Step into a time machine and get ready for some retro fun with our Blow and Shape Plastic Bubbles! Remember the ...

It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

Rockin' Around the Retro Tinsel Christmas Tree Our Teeny-Tiny Retro Tinsel Tree is a mod lover's Christmas wish come true! Popular in the 1960s, al...

Your Chill Pal from the Himalayas! Ever fancied your own abominable snowman without the abominable mess? Dive into DIY fun with this unique water t...

Can somebody give us a Christmas chive five? Don't leave us hanging! But feel free to hang these off your X-mas tree! Our admittedly odd but strang...

Pickleball Regulation Score Pens! Our funny Pickleball Pen Set" is a great partner for scoring points on paper and the court! Perfect for picklebal...

Unleash the magic of endless writing with our enchanting magic pencil! Behold the wonder of the Magic Pencil - the writing tool that defies all odd...

Ho ho ho! Not so fast, a--hole! So, they thought they could outsmart Santa, eh? Well, our cheeky Lump O' Coal will show them otherwise. So, sack it...

Treat yo self! 🍦 If your slush fund looks more like a Slushee fund, give your modest savings a consolation hug by stashing it inside of our adorabl...

A mouthful of savory gravy goodness now in a candy cane! The most savory and saucy sensation to ever grace your taste buds: Gravy Flavored Candy Ca...

The Sweetest Myth of the Season Get ready to embrace the holiday spirit with our Bigfoot Candy Canes! These weird treats come packed with a sappy p...

Essence of possum Christmas just got a whole lot more exciting with the addition of our Possum Candy Canes! These quirky candy canes, with a distin...

Mildly spicy fire and brimstone Our Dante's Inferno Candy Canes are the mildly spicy product of a pretty bad version of Hades that Dante never imag...

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

Predict the future! Wondering what the stars have in store for the little one? Unveil the mysteries with our unique, must-have baby shower gift... ...

E.T. - 1980's movie magic! 🛸🥀✨🌹✨ Someone pick us up off the floor. The beloved film from our childhood, E.T. Extra-Terrestrial movie, turns 40 this...

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

Includes 3 Mini-LPs to Play! Let those records spin with the Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable! While your record collection is miles away at home, this ...

Unleash the fiery fury! Are you ready for Lil' Nitro?.. the cosmos' most blazing gummy bear! Spawned in the infernal pits of the USA by the mischie...

A fun cat toy for humans! Our hilarious Racing Cat In A Sack Pull-Back Racer Toy for humans captures cats in their most authentic, wild habitat: th...

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and ka...