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Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

It all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...

For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

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